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		<title>What do you think of this commentary from Herman Cain?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Herman Cain 2011 What do you think of this commentary from Herman Cain? By: Herman Cain February 21, 2011 All of the attempts by the media to make stories out of the budget battles going on in Washington D.C. will not change the bottom line of how it will end up, no matter how many [...]]]></description>
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		By: Herman Cain<br />
February 21, 2011</p>
<p>All of the attempts by the media to make stories out of the budget battles going on in Washington D.C. will not change the bottom line of how it will end up, no matter how many ways they try to create a story. Namely, the taxpayers will get stuck with more debt and more taxes again.</p>
<p>After all of the political punches are thrown, President Obama will get some of the unnecessary spending and tax increases he wants, the Democrats will get some of the wasteful spending and tax increases they want, the Republicans will get some of the spending cuts they want, and once again the overall deficit will continue to add to the national debt using the taxpayers’ credit card.<br />
That’s not leadership.</p>
<p>Unlike what Obama has proposed, Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin is actually leading boldly to help get Wisconsin’s budget balanced. Governor Walker has proposed that public sector workers, mostly unionized, pay a portion of their health insurance, and a modest portion of their retirement contributions.</p>
<p>That sparked an uproar with demonstrations at the state capital by the unions last week, because their position is to give in on nothing even though the state is broke. The problem has been ignored for years and Gov. Walker has proposed a bold solution as a start to fixing the problem. That’s leadership.</p>
<p>My North Star National colleague Dan Calabrese last week cited Michigan’s Governor Rick Snyder as doing the same thing. Leading! Tell people the whole truth, and propose and explain a real solution instead of another “I want to be re-elected” band-aid.</p>
<p>President Obama’s proposed budget does not follow the example of Governors Walker and Snyder. The president’s proposal just continues to kick the can down the road without a serious solution.</p>
<p>His claim of a $  1.1 trillion deficit reduction over 10 years is certainly not a serious solution. That so-called reduction is about a 1 percent reduction per year, which will be eaten up by inaccuracies in the projections and rounding errors. When you compare the 1 percent per year to the annual deficits of over 70 percent per year for the last two years, that’s not a solution and that’s not leadership.</p>
<p>Being in a leadership position without leading is called position-ship.</p>
<p>http://www.hermancain.com</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>I think he&#8217;s right-on!</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>I think it&#8217;s a lot easier to  talk on the radio than it is to actually run the country.</div>
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<p>Herman Cain appeared on ABC&#8217;s This Week with Christiane Amanpour as part of the round table discussion</p>
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	<a href="#">How will these newest accusations against Herman Cain hurt him?</a><br />
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		Will he be like Clarence Thomas was and survive the storm.</p>
<p>http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2011/10/31/cain-campaign-responds-to-harassment-allegations?s_cid=rss:cain-campaign-responds-to-harassment-allegations</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Herman Cain hasn&#8217;t denied allegations that he was twice accused of sexual harassment while he was the head of the National Restaurant Association in the 1990s.<br />
His campaign team have said it&#8217;s untrue.<br />
The facts are that while judging a cooking competition he remarked &#8216;Ma, I love your apple pie&#8217; but the cook complained that it was a sexual innuendo because of a movie recently showing.<br />
The other time Herman said to a secretary &#8216;I&#8217;m the boss of the National Restaurant Association, will you go down in the kitchen&#8230;&#8217; and she went straight to Human Resources to complain before Herm could say &#8216;and make me a cup of coffee&#8217;.<br />
Clearly, the man is being hounded.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Typical American politics.  And any sane individual would not torture themselves and even run for a Federal office nowadays.</div>
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	<a href="#">Can Herman Cain&#8217;s candidacy survive the political stormwinds that have engulfed it in the last week or so?</a><br />
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		Clarice Feldman believes so, in an article published at the American Thinker website today, basing her argument on historical precedents:</p>
<p>http://www.americanthinker.com/printpage/?url=http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/../2011/11/razing_cain.html</p>
<p>I personally am more uncertain on this matter, but that&#8217;s only my take on it.  Your comments?</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>We&#8217;ll see, there are many things about Cain that I like, but his handling of this issue has caused him to slip in my estimation.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>I hope so, since he has no chance of winning. Just another failed Republican distraction.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>He and his handlers have bungled this whole thing. They knew ten days ahead of time that Politico was going to publish the story; ten days is plenty of time to prepare a response to an accusation like that. They acted acted like it had just been dropped on them. I blame incompetence, and/or arrogance.</p>
<p>Cain has lost some support, according to the latest Reuters/Ipsos poll.</p>
<p>Did Cain and his staff honestly believe that there wouldn&#8217;t be a s**t-blizzard over this? Now they&#8217;re trying to blame everyone but themselves &#8211; Rick Perry, and the &#8220;liberal media.&#8221; That might work with the Teabaggers and far-Right loons, but when it comes to electability next November, he&#8217;d better clear the air pronto, before it goes deeper and does irreparable damage. He can&#8217;t keep winging it.</p>
<p>Being spontaneous might work if you&#8217;re peddling pizzas, but if you&#8217;re running to be the Leader of the Free World, it won&#8217;t do &#8211; it&#8217;s a disaster waiting to happen.</p></div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>I&#8217;m not worried about it, it seems to be pretty much nothing.  And the fun hasn&#8217;t even started yet, we have a whole year of mudslinging to go before the election.  &#8220;Sexual harassment&#8221; laws and policies are so vague and subjective, just because some woman was allegedly offended by either something or nothing, and won&#8217;t provide details so we can determine for ourselves if there is any actual substance there, this whole thing seems like just dirty political tricks. </p>
<p>And zooming out to the big picture, it seems to me that the Obama Administration&#8217;s attempts to kill the economy, filling the White House with communist revolutionaries, and all the other sins (Obamacare) greatly outweigh this little nonsense.  So I think it will mean nothing.</p></div>
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	<a href="#">Herman Cain says he won&#8217;t appoint a Muslim in his Admin. Do you think he&#8217;s right?</a><br />
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		So I guess in Iowa Herman Cain said he wouldn&#8217;t appoint Muslims to his Administration: http://www.mofopolitics.com/2011/03/25/herman-cain-i-would-not-appoint-a-muslim-in-my-administration/</p>
<p>First of all is that even legal??<br />
And second, is it true what he&#8217;s saying about this Sharya or Sharia law or whatever? Are Muslims really trying to do this? Or is he just making it up?</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>you should really take good look at your self in the mirror</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>No, that&#8217;s a reason why I would refuse to vote for Cain. It is unconstitutional.</div>
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		<title>Whats your view on child actors these days? Whos your favorite?  Shame 2011</title>
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		Lately I&#8217;ve been noticing child actors and actresses (<15) have been a little less "kid" and a little more "madonna" if not "britney" I mean-- designer labels, mature modeling contracts, Platinum records, and working in hollywood 24/7(that means homeschooling) all before you can DRIVE? </p>
<p>I give a tip of my hat to all those kids that HAVE talent, but a wag of my finger to all those kids that are only into it because of their superstar parents or a typical pretty face. Side glance to Willow Smith and Miley Cyrus. I'm sick and tierd of seeing tweens act like they are celebrity royalty because they can smile and speak a few lines in front of a camera. Am i the only one that feels this way???</p>
<p>And my favorite child actor would definatly be Elle Fanning (13). Everyone says she is only in it because of her sister Dakota but haters move back because she has TALENT! Elle starred in The Door In The Floor (2004), I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With (2006), The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button (2008), Somewhere (2010), and her latest starring role in Super 8 (2011)<br />
The thing I like about Elle is shes one of the few stars that knows shes JUST LIKE every other 13 year old teenager in america! She has a talent like everyone else-- along with a big sister, going to a normal private religous school, taking weekly ballet lessons, playing on her schools volleyball team, wears near-sighted glasses (with barely any shame!) and not dressing up like a freak when she goes to movie premires or out in public. I LOVE YOU Elle! If you just watch any interview or video with elle shes just so collected and cool and doesn't act like a freaky bubbly Disney chick. Any waysssss....</p>
<p>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CHILD HOLLYWOOD THESE DAYS?? And if you are a HATER don't even think about commenting. Who do you like and who do you think is just......ridiculous?</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>my opinion: they are all overrated and ridiculous. but its not their fault ; its the peoples fault<br />
like people that cryand bawl over celebs. i saw a video of these little 5 year old girls literally CRYING just becasue they saw selena gomez @ concert<br />
celebs have all this money and easy-to-live life and here we r ppl working and earning every peice of life we get<br />
i like wat u said about smiling and speaking a few lines &#8211; totally true<br />
and i dont rlly know elle fanning so i cant comment on that &#8211; but shes probably just like all the other in MY opinion</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>I want to be a child actress right now but i have to wait on a agency for its audition date blah blah blah <img src='http://funnynewsstories.info/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  he-he but yes on child actors i feel it&#8217;s the same for older actors and actresses&#8230; if you don&#8217;t have talent and your only up there because your mommy or your daddy has money to spare i won&#8217;t give them five minutes worth my time but if they&#8217;re actually good no matter what their situation is i would like to watch them and see what they have to offer to the entertainment industry because in the end that&#8217;s what people out there are measuring.. if your talented or not.. Um examples like Miley Cyrus i don&#8217;t want to say anything against but i don&#8217;t think they put her through acting lessons before making her a world-wide star&#8230; now i say world-wide but we both know that&#8217;s all the young kids that look up to her and such on disney channel.. I do have to agree with you about elle fanning and about dakota fanning.. both very beautiful and talented. Their mother was an actress too but unlike miley cyrus they actually have the talented to do a movie </p>
<p> But to me i think being at award shows and having the time to meet other celebs before you can drive is strictly a wonder thing to have done in your life and what some people dream of  and i guess that&#8217;s what other child actors think about so they don&#8217;t care if they have to do homeschooling <img src='http://funnynewsstories.info/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>I think child stars can be amazing &#8211; like Elle.  She is beautiful and I agree, acts completely her age, yet so mature.  She goes to school, which is great cause she won&#8217;t miss out on the whole high school experience.  But at the same time, she has a very successful career, and I believe she&#8217;s a natural model <img src='http://funnynewsstories.info/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   She&#8217;s going so far at only 13.  Before she was known as &#8220;dakota fanning&#8217;s little sister&#8221;, but now, she has her own name, which is so great.  She saw how much Dakota loved acting, and wanted to do it too.  I&#8217;m so glad her parents didn&#8217;t push her into it, just because Dakota was doing it.  I&#8217;m also glad they didn&#8217;t push Dakota into it in the first place either.<br />
Now I think it&#8217;s wrong when parents use their kids to get something they couldn&#8217;t achieve when they were a kid: fame.  That&#8217;s just sick.  And going so far to make little girls look like women, is just wrong.  It&#8217;s called sexualizing kids, and it&#8217;s not right.</div>
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		I have been depressed for 7 years, 8 once it goes to nov 2011. It doesnt help that i am gay. I hate how ugly i am, and how im becoming fat. I wish i could just starve myself, but food is sometimes the only thing that can make me happy alot of the times. I am not obese, but my parents bring me down alot because of how much of a loser i am. Additionally, i am terrified of driving, because my driving teacher ruined it for me, and i was the worst in that class. My parents constantly berate me for not being able to drive, but i am so afraid of it. Also I am very close to failing one of my classes, and if i do, i will seriously consider suicide, because i do want want to ******* repeat any more highschool, and have the shame of my parents wash over me.</p>
<p>Right now, i am kinda in a weird haze. I started Watching &#8220;United States of Tara&#8221; and i have become fixated with the character Marshall. He is cute, but not a flamboyant, queeny gay person. It gives me hope to see an average/nerdy gay person finding love. And i have become so attached to this character, that i literally have been watching the show all day for the past two days. I wish i could have someone who could love me, but i feel like i am incompatible with anyone, and will live forever alone. Does anyone know a movie or a story about a gay teen or person who is not flamboyant? I need some hope..</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>OKOK, hold on&#8230;. I was in this position (and am still transitioning out of it)<br />
I&#8217;ve been where you are and YESSS it gets better!!! i swear to you it gets better! just tough it out and you will see that things do get better&#8230; even if it takes a long time</p>
<p>im kinda depressed too&#8230;. but as a gay guy im slowly becoming who  iam and figuring things out&#8230; and ur probably not ugly and just think you are&#8230; and even if you are ugly who gives a shit<br />
stop being so hard on yourself kid!!! there is absolutely nothing wrong with you!!! being gay is normal and everything your going through is normal. it just seems to have hit you really hard like it did for me&#8230; but your not the only one going through all of this shit trust me!</p>
<p>there is definitly hope tho, i swear. it gets better.</p></div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>All I can say is, don&#8217;t commit suicide. I&#8217;m sure you will find love. And your parents shouldn&#8217;t be bringing you down for all this. You&#8217;re just going through some really rough times, and they&#8217;ll pass. Maybe you should talk to a counselor about these feelings. They can give you professional help, unlike me.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>first of all there is no need to hate yourself, life is tough but you should keep on you don&#8217;t know what the future may hold for you, you will end up with someone. There is a person for everyone. I&#8217;ve been depressed many times even medicated and almost put into a medical ward because I came so close to ending my life, when I think of it now I wonder what was going through my head at that time, I almost OD and threw my life away because thats what I thought the solution was and it wasn&#8217;t. I am here today I will be here tomorrow because I always know there is a brighter day.  My parents push me with school with everything not because they&#8217;re mad at me its simply because they love me and your parents love you. Im 16 years old I am not the best driver in the world myself I failed twice but that doesn&#8217;t stop me. Parents push us because they love us and they see brighter futures for us its nothing against you or any of us. I become depressed off and on, but as much as some days tough I keep on because I love my family and my friends to much to let them go. I was depressed because my friend was mocking me for being homosexual and I didn&#8217;t know how to accept myself.<br />
Everyone has a purpose sometimes its hard for us to see, but we shouldn&#8217;t give up. Im failing some classes but I try my best and thats all you can do is try your best and live.<br />
You have a purpose and you will end up with someone who loves you for you (sorry this is long)<br />
There is hope for you <img src='http://funnynewsstories.info/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Gay people come in all appearances and personalities. I wouldn&#8217;t even say the majority of gay guys are flamboyant. There&#8217;s even the &#8220;bear&#8221; community, of hairy, muscled, manly men.</p>
<p>Take a look at: http://www.afterelton.com/TV/2010/02/top-fifty-gay-tv-characters With 50 characters, there are sure to be a few that are more realistic. The site itself has a lot of articles that might be good to look at. Since you mention being in high school, you might be interested in a plotline in the show Degrassi that focuses on a teen quarterback coming to terms with his identity. A lot of denial, self hatred, and such, but he eventually learns to accept himself. And he&#8217;s definitely not flamboyant.</p>
<p>Also, this list contains many gay celebrities who are nerdy/masculine in appearance, and many are presumably the same in behavior. http://gaylife.about.com/od/gaycelebrityprofiles/ig/Gay-Celebrity-Profiles/</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t worry. I found someone for me, against the odds. My life has also gotten 100 times better than it was a year ago, when I was suicidal. Life often has a way of sorting itself out.</p></div>
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	<a href="#">What are our chances of winning this non-parental custody case?</a><br />
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		11 year old male child has lived with Grandma (who was very close friend) and Dad all his life. Dad was an alcoholic and had legal custody, both of them died in August 2011. The child has been living with us since May of 2011 due to their health and both signed notarized hand written statements stating they wanted us to have custody. Birth mother &#038; Dad where divorced, dad was given custody and mother was given visitation rights and ordered to pay child support which she hasn&#8217;t paid and owes over $  10,000. Birth mother has not even seen or talked to child in 7 years and very little before that. Once mom found out that dad died and child may get social security check she filed for full custody and is acting like she is trying out for mother of the year. She has stated over the phone to my wife that if she can have the SS check we can keep the child so we are positive of what it is she is after. She doesn&#8217;t work, collects disability, and lives in low income housing. When she did work she was a stripper. She is 48 years old. My wife and I really love this child and he is my 12 yo sons best friend and consider themselves brothers. We have known him since he was 4 and can give him the love, care, and family life that he needs. He really love&#8217;s living with us and is well adjusted here. He already calls my wife Mom. The only relative he has is his aunt and she can&#8217;t take him but wants us to. I have a good job and we are a very happy and loving family. It would be a shame to see the mother win this case and have this boy&#8217;s life ruined. Anybody been through a similar situation or someone that can offer us advice? We have a lawyer and go to court Oct 4th 2011. Any help would be appreciated.</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>talk to a pastor, be known as a well rounded well respected family in the community.<br />
court isn&#8217;t intersted in emotions, remember that, court is interested in what&#8217;s best for the child.<br />
[sounds as if it's you guys]<br />
 dont focus on her wanting the money, that wont win you any points.<br />
focus on the quality time and stable security you have to offer him.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>I am not sure if your court date is for the final trial or just a temporary hearing. Unless you can show that the mother is unfit, has criminal history, substance abuse problem, then it will be a difficult battle for you. Make sure both parties have had home study and criminal background checks completed.<br />
A guardian ad litem may also be something to request to give an independent assessment of the child&#8217;s best interest.A parent has the automatic right of first refusal of custody unless they can be shown to be unfit.<br />
The child is not old enough for his opinion to be controlling, but it is something that the judge would consider. I think asking for a temporary order where the child can have visitation with the absentee mother but continues to live with you would be a good option, depending on if the mother lives in the same city as you do.</div>
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		Recently a feminist blogger has given dating advice to men on Youtube after being sexually objectified and nearly escaping a potential rape in an elevator. “Don’t sexualize me,” said Rebecca Watson. Many feminists are pointing out the obvious fact that this was merely dating advice, and are detailing very clearly that Rebecca’s complaint was also mostly a criticism of misogyny, objectification, and sexism amongst men in the atheist community, as evidenced by the elevator incident. (For nude photos of Rebecca challenging sexual objectification, see her new nude pinup calendar )<br />
“I was the guy who hit on Rebecca Watson in an elevator. Okay? I did it. I&#8217;d do it again because I&#8217;m just Ca-Razy like that. I&#8217;m a sexist woman hating sexually objectifying creeper because I told a woman I found her interesting and invited her to my room to have a cup of coffee.” –Mr. Elevatorgate responding to the atheist community&#8217;s feminist crisis of 2011.<br />
A deep schism can be felt all across the Holy Mother Church of Atheism as feminist males and females take sides over whether or not this was a feminist issue. Many of these feminist critics have pointed out that Rebecca would look good bent over a toilet, she should shut her mouth before she gets hers, and that feminists are man hating lesbians. However, due to female’s inferior intelligence and hypersensitivity, many female feminists think these criticisms prove just how much work hast to be done to combat sexism within the atheist community. Other male feminists, desiring to win the sexual favors of women in and outside atheist conferences, agree with the chicks.<br />
Mr. Elevatorgate is reported to be in a critical care unit. Apparently the shame from hitting on a woman in an elevator has caused him to commit suicide. He knew full well that made him a sexualizing creeper and potential rapist, but after having some drinks with her down at the bar he just couldn&#8217;t resist his perverted impulse to say she was &#8220;really interesting.&#8221; You won&#8217;t be missed, you misogynist freak!<br />
Richard Dawkins has taken the time to chime in by saying that her feelings didn’t matter since other women have bigger problems like spontaneously evaporating clitorises or something in Saudi Arabia. Many atheists are boycotting Richard Dawkins’ over his response by saying, “She was just giving dating advice, not feminism advice. How dare you draw attention to real feminist issues!”<br />
While this issue has managed to bring attention to the voices of female atheists, many find their voices naggy, absurd, and many men are tired of being called misogynists for disagreeing with feminists, and tired of their criticisms of some feminists being dismissed simply because they have a penis, especially when it is a very small penis and might as well be a clitoris.<br />
Jesus Christ was interviewed for his reaction to elevatorgate, skepchick, and Rebecca Watson and is reported to have said, “ONLY in the atheist community could something so marginal as a [b*llshit] accusation that getting hit on in an elevator is a feminist crisis, be taken seriously as a feminist crisis.” Jesus Christ was asked if his views have been broadened by the blogosphere reaction and responded that he has never been more convinced that feminism is a sexist movement. He now prefers to consider himself a womanist and is currently campaigning for the right of episcopal lesbians to be priests.</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>TL;DR, man. Luckily, I know what you&#8217;re talking about.</p>
<p>I hope so. Is it so hard to decline a cup of coffee? Does she have to go into full bitchy mode? Seriously, feminazis are the worst.</p></div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Wow.<br />
The creationists now have someone that makes them look intelligent.</div>
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		<description><![CDATA[Herman Cain 2011 Why does Herman Cain think that I hate America because I&#8217;m Moslem? i Hate this guy and his anti-Moslem comments. I am Moslem and live in the USA and I do not hate America. How does the gop Allow these bigots in their party? It is a shame; i would vote gop [...]]]></description>
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		i Hate this guy and his anti-Moslem comments. I am Moslem and live in the USA and I do not hate America. How does the gop Allow these bigots in their party? It is a shame; i would vote gop if there candidates werent so anti-Moslem.</p>
<p>http://blogs.ajc.com/jay-bookman-blog/2011/03/28/herman-cain-no-muslims-need-apply/</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>He doesn&#8217;t. Islam is the most prevalent religion on the planet. That being said, no matter how many&#8221;true&#8221; practitioners of the faith there are, there are many that would pervert Islam and use it as an alibi to commit horrendous acts of terrorism. Are all Muslims terrorists? NO! Are all terrorists Muslim? Unfortunately, almost 95% are. It is far too easy to make a generalization.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>He doesn&#8217;t.</p>
<p>Nice rant though.</p></div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>He doesn&#8217;t. At least I have yet to hear an anti Islamic comment from him.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>You prefer Obama, then, he will bow down to you</div>
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<p>Herman Cain addresses the NRA Celebration of American Values Leadership Forum &#8211; 2011 NRA Annual Meetings &#8211; Pittsburgh, PA &#8211; NRA News &#8211; April 29, 2011 &#8211; www.NRANews.com</p>
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		??? Seriously?</p>
<p>*&#8221;Herman Cain Says GOP Gives Him No Respect&#8221;*. </p>
<p>&#8220;“Even if I were white I’m not going to take fire within the Republican Party until they start to take note of my accomplishments,” said Mr. Cain, the lone African-American now pursuing the GOP nomination. “”It has nothing to do with my color…I just happen to be outside of the establishment.”</p>
<p>Mr. Cain, who also served as a Federal Reserve Bank chairman in Kansas City, takes issue with prominent Republicans who have dismissed him as a candidate. Former Bush adviser Karl Rove, for instance, questioned Mr. Cain’s fitness for the nomination in remarks Monday on Fox News.</p>
<p>“ It’s not just your own personal narrative,” Mr. Rove said, in talking about a man he referred to as that “Atlanta talk-radio guy.”  “It is what have you done in your life that gives us confidence that the vision you’re laying out is something that you can actually do?”</p>
<p>Conservative columnist Charles Krauthammer said his campaign was all about “entertainment.” *</p>
<p>http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2011/05/23/herman-cain-says-gop-gives-him-no-respect/</p>
<p>They DON&#8217;T care about him being a C.E.O. of a pizza joint. Can you read??? They don&#8217;t think the guy is *worthy* enough to be a GOP candidate! He&#8217;s &#8220;entertainment&#8221;.  And RepubliCons are trying to blame Herman&#8217;s woes on the &#8220;democrats and &#8220;liberals&#8221;, when the guy is catching heat in his OWN party that doesn&#8217;t even think that the &#8220;lone African American&#8221; is even good enough! It&#8217;s just so funny that he says it &#8220;has nothing to do with my color&#8221; lol. Wow!<br />
Oh my succubus, wouldn&#8217;t that be something! Or the GOP could go with something like: *&#8221;our black guy is better than your black guy&#8221;*.   Eh?</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Free beer and pizza for a month.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>He should have expected anything from the establishment GOP&#8211;which Newt clearly is a part of. Newt is another I would never vote for. The one thing I can not take is a politician who flip flops or worse&#8212;remains neutral on an issue to avoid controversy. If they stand for nothing, they need to go away.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Despite what liberals might say Herman Cain was the CEO of a milt-billion dollar company. He is a real leader.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>If Cain becomes the Republican contender you will see racism as you have NEVER seen it before.  They will probably try to get him and Obama in the same room to kill two birds with a single stone</div>
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		<title>{RHH} Buy Or Sell, Slug gets all the females while Ant is left at home with only his hand?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shame 2011 {RHH} Buy Or Sell, Slug gets all the females while Ant is left at home with only his hand? Yes, this is an Atmosphere question (and yes I really want you to answer the title question too). Yes, I have officially lost all e-thug credibility! RIP to digital gangster Mic, May 18th, 2010 [...]]]></description>
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	<a href="#">{RHH} Buy Or Sell, Slug gets all the females while Ant is left at home with only his hand?</a><br />
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		Yes, this is an Atmosphere question (and yes I really want you to answer the title question too). Yes, I have officially lost all e-thug credibility! RIP to digital gangster Mic, May 18th, 2010 &#8211; September 22, 2011.</p>
<p>BQ1: What&#8217;s your favorite Atmsphere album? (if your not a female don&#8217;t answer this, because obviously only females listen to Atmosphere and I want to get their best album to impress the females so I can open them like a book)</p>
<p>BQ2: What&#8217;s your favorite Atmosphere song? (Same applys)</p>
<p>BQ3: Is it true that if one plays any song that has Slug in it, females panties immediately get soaked?</p>
<p>BQ4: What did you think of Overcast! It was some pretty tryhard material, but it was good tryhard material, even if it lacked the trademark sound of their later sh*t. Slug was at his best technically on that album, even if it wasn&#8217;t all emotional. I liked it, but not as much as literally anything they released afterwards. </p>
<p>BQ5: Buy Or Sell, Atmosphere&#8217;s discography is dope for the most part? I guess excluding EP&#8217;s because I haven&#8217;t heard them all, but out of their LP&#8217;s the only one I really disliked was Seven&#8217;s Travels and the aforementioned Overcast!</p>
<p>BQ6: Are any of their EPs besides Sad Clown Bad Dub II and To All My Friends, Blood Makes The Blade Holy worth a listen? </p>
<p>I will now hang my head in the corner in shame for losing my manhood from listening to Atmosphere.<br />
This is extremely disappointing. <img src='http://funnynewsstories.info/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Fag</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Sell. Ant has the rapist mustache, so you know his steez. </p>
<p>BQ; Overcast! Oh&#8230;.fuсk<br />
BQ2:Idk, maybe Clay<br />
BQ3: I have tried this. This is not true<br />
BQ4: it was slugs moat technical yeah. my favorite<br />
BQ5: Buy<br />
BQ6: Sad Clown Bad Summer 9</p></div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Buy, dude&#8217;s always taking his spotlight and shiet. </p>
<p>BQ: <img src='http://funnynewsstories.info/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
BQ2: <img src='http://funnynewsstories.info/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
BQ3: It&#8217;s virtually impossible for them to hold their orgasms when he&#8217;s near.<br />
BQ4: 3rd favorite album by them.<br />
BQ5: Buy<br />
BQ6: Haven&#8217;t heard any.</div>
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	<a href="#">B.E.T. Awards are racist against eminem?</a><br />
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		The 2011 Bet Awards have announced there nominees, included are artist such as chris brown, lil wayne, drake, bruno mars, B.O.B. and others, but the funniest part is that the one guy who had the the 2nd highest selling album out in 2010 (Only behind taylor swifts album) was eminems album Recovery, which sold 750,000 copies its first week, and had two number one hits of it (Not Afraid, Love the Way You Lie) now why is the number one artist of 2010, not up for any, i repeat any nominations, its clearly because he is white, and because they would look stupid handing a Black Entertainment Television award over to a white rapper, they couldnt of made a more obvious move, of coarse they are racist, its a shame</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Eminem hasn&#8217;t done sh*t in the past 11 months, what do you want them to do?</p>
<p>Hell, as far as I&#8217;m concerned Kanye and Lil Wayne are the only one&#8217;s even elligible for that list&#8230;and IANAHB was godawful.</p></div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>When will people understand that not liking Eminem does NOT make you racist.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>No&#8230;.</p>
<p>BET is racist to BLACK people&#8230;.get it right&#8230;.</p></div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>cosign with NYi</div>
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	<a href="#">If =Hermin Cain can&#8217;t be president should he become a Singer?</a><br />
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<p>He has a good voice and certainly is a good lyricist too:</p>
<p>Imagine there’s no pizza<br />
I couldn’t if I tried<br />
Eating only tacos<br />
Or Kentucky Fried<br />
Imagine only burgers<br />
It’s frightening and sad</p>
<p>You’re lucky you have pizza<br />
To feed your kids for you<br />
Only frosting or cookies<br />
And no dishes you must do<br />
Imagine eating pizza<br />
Each and every day</p>
<p>You may say that it’s junk food<br />
But to me it’s so much more<br />
It gives my life its meaning<br />
And it makes a lot of dough</p>
<p>Imagine mozzarella<br />
Anchovies on the side<br />
And maybe, pepperoni<br />
Rounds out your pizza pie<br />
Imagine getting pizza<br />
Delivered to your door</p>
<p>You don’t have to give up now<br />
On my skateboard I will go<br />
I’ll be back in 30 minutes<br />
I just bought Dominoes</p>
<p>All I am saying<br />
Is give pizza a chance<br />
All I am saying<br />
Give pizza a chance!<br />
All I am saying<br />
Is give pizza a chance<br />
All I am saying<br />
You’ve got to, got to give pizza a chance!<br />
That man can sing!!<br />
That man can sing!!</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>The man can&#8217;t sing.  And he is an idiot.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>as well as he may sing, or run a pizza company, I&#8217;m more interested in his Presidency. I WANT him to be President!</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>I feel he is well placed in his current position as a Baptist bible banger.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Only after the town&#8217;s people has had their fill; and then stomach the cat-screaming known as Cain singing voice.</div>
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	<a href="#">Cain says God ordered him to run for presidency. Is Gospel according to Cain?</a><br />
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		save him and make him the republican nominee. Does he have any other tricks up his short sleeve. </p>
<p>(CNN) – On a bright spring day in 2007, a black-robed Herman Cain officiated the wedding of a young couple at a mansion outside of Atlanta. The sun sparkled on the pair’s wedding rings as Cain, an associate minister at a nearby church, held them aloft.</p>
<p>All seemed perfect.</p>
<p>When it came time for the bride and groom to exchange vows, however, Cain was dissatisfied with the volume of the groom’s “I do.”</p>
<p>&#8220;Say it louder,&#8221; Cain told Matt Carrothers.</p>
<p>“When he tells you to say, ‘I do,’” the groom recalled, “it almost sounds like the voice of God telling you that and you take it very seriously.”</p>
<p>Read More: http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/19/the-gospel-according-to-herman-cain/?hpt=hp_c1</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Cain/Abel in 2012!</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>You Tub</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>No, but making a mockery of a man&#8217;s faith does nothing to garner sympathy towards secular beliefs or those that parlay them.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>He can say God told him to run, but it was the Koch low life that told him to do it.</div>
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	<a href="#">Roemer stands by the Protesters in Wall Street. Where are the others?</a><br />
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		Dark-horse GOP presidential candidate Buddy Roemer has been the only contender to embrace the Occupy Wall Street protests in Lower Manhattan and other urban centers. On Tuesday, he plans to join the protests in New York, according a post on his Twitter account Sunday night.</p>
<p>“I am concerned and outraged, as are many, at Wall Street greed. I will be joining Occupy Wall Street NYC Tuesday to see it firsthand,” he wrote.</p>
<p>In some ways, Mr. Roemer makes sense as the Occupy candidate. His campaign accepts only donations of $  100 or less, an effort to limit the influence of special interests, the candidate says. Mr. Roemer served four terms as a Democratic congressman from Louisiana, switching to the GOP during his single term as the state’s governor.</p>
<p>If nothing else, showing up in New York could be a rare chance for Mr. Roemer to grab some media attention. Republican leaders have largely denounced the movement, which includes people opposed to big business, war, the American political system and several other causes.  Mitt Romney has called it “class warfare.” Rick Perry’s campaign said “the protests don’t make sense or help create jobs.” When asked about Occupy Wall Street last week, former pizza company executive Herman Cain said, “If you don’t have a job and you’re not rich, blame yourself.”</p>
<p>Rep. Ron Paul (R., Texas) and former Sen. Rick Santorum (R., Pa.) have said they empathize with the protesters’ frustration, but they don’t agree with all of their goals.</p>
<p>Democrats, meanwhile, are divided about whether to support the movement, with some fearful the protesters may appear to extreme for middle America.</p>
<p>Occupy Wall Street “is non-partisan,” Mr. Roemer wrote on Twitter. “They are fellow Americans who are uniting against corporate greed and are saying `enough already.’ ”</p>
<p>http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2011/10/10/roemer-is-first-candidate-to-embrace-occupy-wall-street/</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>It&#8217;s not clear what &#8220;embracing&#8221; them means, since it&#8217;s not clear what they stand for except unhappiness with recent financial history.  And I think we&#8217;re all on board with that.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Don&#8217;t waste your time asking these questions, the conservatives here are ignorant, unintelligent, and very rampant.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Today the children are there too since they are out of school.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Good for him! Standing up for the American people is a noble gesture and I hope he does get some recognition for it.</div>
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	<a href="#">Are Antis actually helping Obama , Obama says Republicans are driving Latino votes his way &#038; he thanks you?</a><br />
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		(Reuters) &#8211; President Barack Obama believes harsh immigration stances of Republicans will drive Latino votes toward him in next year&#8217;s election.</p>
<p>Speaking with Hispanic reporters at the White House on Wednesday, Democrat Obama said simply replaying the remarks about immigration made by the Republican presidential candidates would help him secure the backing of Latino voters.</p>
<p>&#8220;We may just run clips of the Republican debates verbatim,&#8221; he told the reporters, according to a report from Spanish language broadcaster Univision.</p>
<p>&#8220;We won&#8217;t even comment on them, we&#8217;ll just run those in a loop on Univision and Telemundo, and people can make up their own minds,&#8221; he said. Telemundo is another popular Spanish language broadcaster.</p>
<p>Obama&#8217;s 2008 White House victory was helped by heavy Latino support, but some in the Hispanic community have since become disillusioned over the president&#8217;s failure to deliver on campaign promises on immigration reform.</p>
<p>However, hard-line positions taken by Republicans on illegal immigration and border control may help Obama win them back in vital swing states with high Hispanic populations like Colorado, Nevada and New Mexico that he hopes to hold in 2012.</p>
<p>Congresswoman Michele Bachmann says she would build a fence on the border and enforce English as the official language of the U.S. government. Mitt Romney and Herman Cain, currently front-runners to win the Republican nomination to face Obama next year, also favor building a fence.</p>
<p>Texas Governor Rick Perry does not favor a fence, but has talked instead about using predator drones to police the 1,300 mile border.</p>
<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s not to say the Latino community is going to think my administration is perfect. But I think they know where my heart is and they know the kind of America that I want to see for all of our children,&#8221; Obama told the reporters.</p>
<p>http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/11/11/us-usa-campaign-immigration-f-idUSTRE7AA2ZV20111111</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Thank you for being honest about what the priorities of &#8220;Latinos&#8221; actually are.  This looks like a very good reason not to let them into our country!</p>
<p>Everybody says there&#8217;s this RACE problem. They say this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.</p>
<p>The Netherlands and Belgium are as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and &#8220;assimilating&#8221; with them.</p>
<p>Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.</p>
<p>What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY Black Country and ONLY into black countries?</p>
<p>How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem? I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?</p>
<p>And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?</p>
<p>But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am anaziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.</p>
<p>They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.<br />
Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.</p></div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Highly unlikely for two reasons.  1.  Under Obama&#8217;s administration he has had the highest number of illegals aliens deported compared to past presidents.  </p>
<p>Deportations of Illegal Aliens Hits Record Numbers Under Obama</p>
<p>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/22/deportations-obama-immigration_n_906676.html</p>
<p>2.  Hispanic voters have become disillusioned with Obama during the past 3 years.</p>
<p>Obama won 67 percent of Hispanic voters in 2008 but many of those voters have become disillusioned during the past three years. Unemployment among Hispanics tops 11 percent and many Latinos are losing their homes. Others criticize the number of deportations under Obama&#8217;s presidency and the lack of progress on a comprehensive immigration plan.</p>
<p>Hispanic voters: Stick with Obama or go with GOP?<br />
Read more: http://www.timesunion.com/news/article/Hispanic-voters-Stick-with-Obama-or-go-with-GOP-2232233.php#ixzz1dUA0hHYF</p>
<p>Note:  Talk about color blind.  Take notice that the Hispanics have no sympathy for any other race (outside of their own) who also have been losing their homes. Or are unemployed.  Only thinking of themselves.  They believe they are the only ones effected by the downturn in our economy.  That they should be catered to, and put above everyone else as usual.  Especially if they are here illegally.  And us U.S. citizens should take it up the wazoo to keep them here.  They think we should forget about putting our people back to work above their illegal alien friends and family members.</p></div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Oh hispanics are going to vote for him anyways.Anybody that believes they deserve a free hand out no matter what color will stay away from voting for Republicans, that my friend is history and a fact&#8230;..</div>
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		<title>How long has Herman Cain been the Koch&#8217;s b*tch ?  Herman Cain 2011</title>
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<p>LOL thats pretty pathetic. I admire the Kochs they are great Americans but Cain should be ashamed of himself</p></div>
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	<a href="#">Why is Herman Cain throwing his WIFE into the line of fire now?</a><br />
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		I guess the former strategy of &#8220;acting on his lawyers advice to just deny everything until he&#8217;s cornered like the scoundrel he is&#8221; didn&#8217;t pan out?</p>
<p>http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/story/2011-11-14/gloria-herman-cain-sex-harrasment/51191504/1</p>
<p>This is historically the last resort of anyone who&#8217;s been caught dead to rights. The same tactic has been used by disgraced televangelist Ted Haggard http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/35097496/ns/today-today_people/t/disgraced-pastor-freed-gay-urges-wife-says/, </p>
<p>How about dragging his MOTHER in front of the cameras?  &#8220;He&#8217;s a sweet boy, always kept his room so tidy and did so well in school!&#8221;</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Maybe she&#8217;s decided that she&#8217;s tired of the lies&#8211;which make her out to be a fool. Are you claiming that as a woman&#8211;or a Black woman&#8211;she can&#8217;t make her own decisions?</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Finally!&#8230;&#8230;.Republican women do as they are toll&#8230;&#8230;..iffn you tell&#8217;em hard enough&#8230;&#8230;..</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>you might seek counseling pretending to have an avatar of someone your not</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>She probably volunteered. I do find the supposed outrage a bit ironic given Clinton&#8217;s defenders, and I&#8217;m a Democrat. If substantiated, both should pay the price. Too late for Clinton, though.</div>
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	<a href="#">Since Jerry Sandusky is a registered Republican, who wants to bet he talked about &#8220;Family Values&#8221;?</a><br />
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		And he probably publicly bashed gays, like most Republicans do, while pretending to be on a moral highground.</p>
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<p>But Republicans rarely practice what they preach &#8211; like &#8220;Family Values&#8221; Conservatives like Newt Gingrich, Herman Cain, Larry Craig, Roy Ashburn, Ken Mehlman, and countless others.</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>I bet you will not hear about this on right wing radio but if he was a democrat you would.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>dam cant the people on this site stop trying to make a terrible thing like child abuse into a right vs left thing. im not conservative most say im liberal. but cmon knock off using this pedophilia crap for your own little thrill on here.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>All public figures, regardless of their political views, will keep their &#8220;sick&#8221; fetishes from the public eye.  You like to bash Republicans, but stop and think about the Democrats who have been as guilty.  Don&#8217;t judge a political philosophy from the &#8220;sickos&#8221; in it, but what it holds for you, yours, and your future.  Your criticism of the Republicans only is just as damaging as apathy at the polls and ignorance of the true problems is to this country.</div>
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	<a href="#">F1 2011 Wishlist, What is to be added for next year?</a><br />
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		Okay then I have F1 2010, Great game, love it</p>
<p>But what should be included in F1 2011</p>
<p>Well here are my ideas on what I&#8217;d like to see in 2011</p>
<p>1) Safety Car &#8211; Yes I know it could be tedious being behind the car for a few laps but lets stick with realism here. Safety cars are a major factor in F1 so I hope codeys include that in 2011</p>
<p>2) Red Flag &#8211; Bad accidents lead to red flags, lets have the race actually stopped if this happens</p>
<p>3) Actual Track Marshals removing retired car &#8211; Instead of having them disappear, how about we have them removed with the crane and track marshals</p>
<p>4) Split screen &#8211; Me and my mother are big F1 fans, shame 2010 didn&#8217;t have spiltscreen, I&#8217;d love to laugh in her face</p>
<p>5) Classic Tracks &#8211; Donington, Old Hockenheim, Fuji, Jerez, all the old circuits should be added</p>
<p>6) Drivers changing teams in Career mode &#8211; Again, if codeys want realism, then drivers should be able to switch teams in career mode so we don&#8217;t have like Michael Schumacher in Mercedes for 7 years</p>
<p>7) More Answers/Questions in Interviews and making you own answers up -<br />
we need more and possibly your own comments<br />
 <img src='http://funnynewsstories.info/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' /> Custom Music &#8211; Uploading music to xbox/ps3/pc</p>
<p>9) Podium Celebration &#8211; Loved this in the old F1 games, c&#8217;mon Codeys</p>
<p>10) Grid walk interviews &#8211; Martin Brundel could ask your driver questions</p>
<p>11) Classic Cars unlockables/DLC &#8211; I loved driving classic cars in Sony&#8217;s F1</p>
<p>12) Team Manager Mode &#8211; Make your own team name, car model, the ability to sign drivers and that</p>
<p>13) Helmet Designer &#8211; Make your own funky helmet</p>
<p>14) Removable Rule System &#8211; Instead of having reduced and realistic, why not off as well</p>
<p>15 Test drivers &#8211; Playable test drivers</p>
<p>16) Different Pit Crew members &#8211; All the members are the same, base the looks from every team e.g. Rob Smeadly in Ferrari, Martin Whitmarsh in McLaren etc</p>
<p>17) More Official BBC interviewers &#8211; Johnathan Legard, Martin Brundel, Ted Kravitz </p>
<p>18) Different Engineer voices &#8211; I&#8217;m sure that engineer in 2010 stalks you, lets have official race enginers like i said before</p>
<p>19) Voices for drivers &#8211; It&#8217;s would be good not having them silent and have them speak after you selected what answer you picked for a question</p>
<p>20) The numbers swaps on career mode depending where the constructor/driver finished the previous season &#8211; Like for example, I raced for toro rosso and i finished 1st, I stick with them for te next season, they&#8217;d have 1 &#8211; 2</p>
<p>what else would be added or what do you think of this<br />
21) Actual Egines blowing up</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Should be more like </p>
<p>1) They actually make a game next year.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s been 2 F1 games. F1 2002 and F1 2010.</p></div>
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	<a href="#">Baby found in Meth Lab, Summerville mother facing charges; your thoughts?</a><br />
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		A mother from Summerville is facing criminal charges in North Carolina after police say her child suffered second and third degree burns, possibly from chemicals used to make meth.</p>
<p>According to the Fayetteville Observer, 23 year old Ashley Milligan is charged with child abuse, manufacturing methamphetamine and obstruction of justice.</p>
<p>The Hoke county sheriff says Milligan&#8217;s 4-month-old son was found during the meth lab raid last week.</p>
<p>Based on the child&#8217;s injuries police say the baby had suffered for a while.</p>
<p>Six people, including the baby&#8217;s grandmother, were arrested at the home and now face charges.</p>
<p>Police say the boy&#8217;s father is in jail.  http://www2.counton2.com/news/2011/feb/08/baby-found-meth-lab-summerville-mother-facing-char-ar-1438980/</p>
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<p>Some people shouldn&#8217;t procreate.  It&#8217;s a shame.  It really is.  ( o _ 0 )</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Good god I just moved away from that part of NC.</p>
<p>Doesn&#8217;t surprise me. Most of the locals there are trash. In the 3 years I&#8217;ve lived there, I&#8217;ve heard everything from rats chewing off a newborns toes to parents feeding their infant to pit bulls. The mother deserves to never see the light of day again, she&#8217;ll get off easy though.</p></div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>thats just horrible. when you hear something like that it just makes you feel so bad and im not even a mom. i think the mom should be in jail for life but she wont get nearly enough time. shes probably tweaking so bad she doesnt even feel bad for ruining her babys life. if that baby lives it will probably never have a normal life</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>What is your question?  This is a question and answer board.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Good, she deserves it.</div>
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	<a href="#">Egyptian better citizen 2011?</a><br />
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		With the intention of becoming a better person in a better Egypt, more responsible parent within a more happy family, stronger fair person, and more productive active citizen, I resolve to do the following:<br />
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<p>&#8211; Confront constantly my fears, inhibitions, and insecurities instead of being controlled by them and try to prove my ability and improve performance.</p>
<p>&#8211; Focus on being the best father/mother as much as I can, not only but also be my children&#8217;s best friend</p>
<p>&#8211; Not be so eager to avoid conflict that I let the postpone problems, but confront and find solutions.<br />
&#8211; Remember that, while there is never enough time to do everything, the best place to spend it is with family and friends i.e. it is not to get it all or leave it all , I should do my best every second.</p>
<p>&#8211; Decide how I feel about issues based on what&#8217;s best for my country, and not just my city, neighborhood, or group..Egypt to be in Heart and mind i.e. loyalty is a priority.</p>
<p>&#8211; Give people I criticize the benefit of the doubt, and not make assumptions about what motivates them and not to overgereallize</p>
<p>&#8211; Look for common ground and middle-of-the-road solutions to difficult problems, using workaround is not a shame it is an answer to unsovled question.</p>
<p>&#8211; Think through issues from a more complete, 360-degree perspective, examining them from all sides before making up my mind i.e. thinking outside the box.</p>
<p>&#8211; Challenge those on the far right and the far left to approach issues with honesty, nuance, and common sense..i.e. conscious will be the jude accordingly.</p>
<p>&#8211; Continue to try to give a voice to the silent and defend the little guy against the excesses of the loud and powerful..my sould at my hand whenever there is a difficult situation I am up to it.</p>
<p>As for Egyptians in general, we should dedicate ourselves to doing the following:</p>
<p>&#8211; Complain less, act more</p>
<p>&#8211; Remember that supposed elected officials who serve will not do anything and we should improve our society ourselves.<br />
&#8211; Think harder, judge less, read more, think again, and keep an open mind, especially when it comes to those things about which we&#8217;re most unsure..sterotype and pre judgement should be avoided.</p>
<p>&#8211; Worry less about how others should behave, and concentrate on what we have power over: our own behavior&#8230;achieve justice is our mission within our ability and within law and customs.</p>
<p>&#8211; Steer clear of the extremes on the far right and the far left, and learn to see the value in more moderate views that come from the middle..we should weigh between the cost and value and examine the value before pay the cost.</p>
<p>&#8211; Take responsibility for our actions, failings, decisions, and mistakes and don&#8217;t look for others to blame,positivity will lead to the sucess.</p>
<p>&#8211; Resist the temptation to play the victim and give others more power than they deserve&#8230;as decision maker and actions takers we could change a lot.</p>
<p>&#8211; Travel more and, when we get where we&#8217;re going, we will find new ideas and solutions.<br />
&#8211; Don&#8217;t be so eager to be heard that we forget to listen to others, and try to interact with others and get the best to serve Egypt.</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Perfect questions! My answer is:</p>
<p>&#8211; Confront constantly my fears, inhibitions, and insecurities instead of being controlled by them and try to prove my ability and improve performance.</p>
<p>I need to confront my pet peeves and cope better with myself and others.</p></div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>&#8211; Challenge those on the far right and the far left to approach issues with honesty, nuance, and common sense..i.e. conscious will be the judge accordingly.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>there should be a best question just like a best answer.<br />
can i choose more than one..</p>
<p>&#8211; Think harder, judge less, read more, think again, and keep an open mind, especially when it comes to those things about which we&#8217;re most unsure..sterotype and pre judgement should be avoided.<br />
&#8211; Take responsibility for our actions, failings, decisions, and mistakes and don&#8217;t look for others to blame,positivity will lead to the sucess.<br />
&#8211; Resist the temptation to play the victim and give others more power than they deserve&#8230;as decision maker and actions takers we could change a lot.</p></div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>OMG it&#8217;s like you read my mind <img src='http://funnynewsstories.info/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> D because these are almost all my resolutions for this year and actually for every year!!  EXCELLENT CHOICES <img src='http://funnynewsstories.info/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> DD<br />
I will choose the ones who are most important to me now, but forgive me if i had to choose most of them <img src='http://funnynewsstories.info/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> D</p>
<p>&#8220;Confront constantly my fears, inhibitions, and insecurities instead of being controlled by them and try to prove my ability and improve performance&#8221; >> YUP THAT&#8217;S MY EVERY YEAR&#8217;S RESOLUTION SINCE I FEEL LIKE ALL MY FEARS AND INHIBITIONS PREVEN ME FROM DOING ALOT OF THINGS!</p>
<p>&#8211; Not be so eager to avoid conflict that I let the postpone problems, but confront and find solutions YES WE SHOULD BE PROACTIVE BE A DOER NOT A TOOL, TRY TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM INSTEAD OF ONLY COMPLAINING, THE SENSE OF ACHIEVMENT IS THAT MUCH MORE SWEETER!!!.</p>
<p>&#8220;Give people I criticize the benefit of the doubt, and not make assumptions about what motivates them and not to overgeneralize&#8221; >>> THAT&#8217;S WHAT I HAVE JUST BEEN TELLING MY FRIENDS ABOUT , RECENTLY DISCUSSING A PROBLEM WITH ONE OF MY FRIENDS, EVERY STORY HAS TWO SIDES DON&#8217;T MAKE ASSUMPTIONS YOU DON&#8217;T KNOW HOW THE OTHER FEEL UNLESS YOU WALKED A MILE IN THIER SHOES!</p>
<p>&#8220;Think through issues from a more complete, 360-degree perspective, examining them from all sides before making up my mind i.e. thinking outside the box.&#8221; LOVE THAT CONSEPT AND I HOPE TO APPLY IT TO EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE, LEAVE THE RIGID CONCEPTS BEHIND, AND TRY TO BE MORE OUTGOING, BUT STILL NEVER TO VEAR AWAY FROM WHAT&#8217;S RIGHT!!</p>
<p>As for Egyptians in general, we should dedicate ourselves to doing the following:<br />
&#8211; Complain less, act more>> THE BIGGEST PROBLEM OF ALL EGYPTIANS THEY ALWAYS LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIER PROBLEMS NEVER SEEM TO GIVE ANY IDEAS OR DO ANYTHING INSTEAD TO CHANGE THEM!!</p>
<p>&#8211; Take responsibility for our actions, failings, decisions, and mistakes and don&#8217;t look for others to blame,positivity will lead to the success.>>>THIS APLLIES TO EVERY SITUATION AND I BELIVE THAT IS THE BEST RESOLUTION TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS IS THE MOST COURAGEOUS THING THAT ANYONE CAN DO!!!!</p>
<p>&#8211; Resist the temptation to play the victim and give others more power than they deserve&#8230;as decision maker and actions takers we could change a lot.>>> YUP TAKE ISSUES INTO OUR OWN HANDS, I HAVE SEEN WHAT PERSISTENCE AND NEVER BACKING AWAY FROM YOUR RIGHTS CAN DO!!!</p>
<p>&#8211; Don&#8217;t be so eager to be heard that we forget to listen to others, and try to interact with others and get the best to serve Egypt.>>> WE HAVE TWO EARS AND ONE MOUTH, I BELIEVE GOD MEANT FOR US TO LISTEN MORE THAN TO TALK <img src='http://funnynewsstories.info/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> D</div>
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	<a href="#">If elected President, will Herman Cain promise to do for this country what he did for Aquila?</a><br />
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<p>Denial is the art of ignorance, thanks for playing.</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Cain Bashing???? You must be a racist..</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>I am curious, who won the lawsuits.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>You are racist. How dare you bash a black man!</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Ah, leftists. </p>
<p>Do you even know what the duties and responsibilities of a board of directors are?<br />
Did you bother to investigate what the Aquila charter for the board of directors gave them responsibility for?<br />
Did you investigate Cain&#8217;s involvement in any of the issues brought up, especially considering he was an outside director?</p>
<p>Why are you not ashamed of your ignorance?</p></div>
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	<a href="#">Is Herman Cain in the pocket of the Brothers Koch?</a><br />
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		Herman Cain called himself &#8221; the brother from another mother&#8221; of the Koch Brothers. He has worked for them. Now he is their presidential Candidate. Is Herman Cain the face of the Oligarchy? Are the Kochs buying the election?</p>
<p>http://www.forbes.com/sites/clareoconnor/2011/11/04/herman-cain-im-a-koch-brother-from-another-mother/?feed=rss_home</p></div>
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<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Herman Koch is a footnote in a comical primary season.</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>No.  Is Soros&#8217;s hand up 0bama&#8217;s butt moving his mouth?</div>
<div class='block1' style='border-bottom: 1px dashed #ccc;'>Just about the same as Obama is in the pocket of Soros,Unions,Acorn,illegals and welfare queens.</div>
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